Quietsch-Furzmonster Bubblegum-Duft-Plüschtier

The bubble gum scent is surprisingly pleasant, not at all overpowering, and the self-inflating whoopee cushion works flawlessly every single squeeze. I've had it on my desk for a week and it still cracks me up during boring meetings, plus the fur is genuinely soft to the touch.

My dad nearly fell off the couch when I squeezed this thing—the self-inflating whoopee cushion sound is genuinely unexpected and hysterical. The fur is soft enough to hug, but the bubble gum scent is just weird enough to make it perfect gag gift material. He's already threatened to hide it from me.

The bubble gum scent is surprisingly pleasant, not overpowering, and the self-inflating cushion means no refilling hassle. My office coworkers keep sneaking squeezes between meetings.